At times the whole world seems to be in conspiracy...

At times the whole world seems to be in conspiracy to importune you With emphatic trifles.

 

Life is like taking a selfie on the shitter

Life is like taking a selfie on the shitter.

Some days you're the bug. Somedays....

Some days you're the bug. Some days you're the windshield.

If i had a thunderbolt in mine eyes

If i had a thunderbolt in mine eye, i can tell who should down.